Can you believe….
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
That you broke my heart .
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
That you choose to share intimate details about our life with her.
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
That she is not nearly as hot as I am
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
That her “I love you” isn’t nearly as sexy as mine.
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
That she will never kiss you like I do.
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
That when she enjoys you, you will realize that no one screws you like I can.
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This was done for: 100 Word Challenge for Grown Ups – Week#77
…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…
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MY THOUGHTS ON THE SUBJECT ARE AS FOLLOWS 
I think you screw this poor fellow in more ways than one!
Ha! You’re probably right!
Great words, I really hope that this is written purely from imagination but feel it might be based on something real.
It is written from something in the past. Thank you so much for your comment!
That was a rather saucy take on the prompt given Valentines day is on Thursday!
Thank you so much for stopping by to read my work. I was actually having a lifetime movie kind of day yesterday when I wrote it.
the tongue in cheekiness of the “oh my goodness, I nearly forgot” made me laugh… 🙂
Great! Thats what I was hoping for. I was in a sarcastic mood when I wrote it.
I like the way you express yourself: most succinct.
(tiny point: there’s an ‘e’ in ‘adultery’)
I can’t believe I miss that! Thank you so much.
Well said!!!!
Thanks!
Your lady is feisty. She might just win back her man yet, if she wants him back. 🙂
Yes she is! Thank you.
Let’s hope that ‘heartbreaker’ never forgets what is at stake.
Ha! So true!
Haha!! This one is a very humorous take on the prompt!! Enjoyed it 🙂
Would you mind if I ask you to few minutes out to read my short story? Please ..
http://yourstoryclub.com/short-stories-love/romance-short-story-tonight-you-are-mine/
Thank you.. Red and commented.
thanx 🙂
And you look pretty.. very pretty 🙂
Awe. You are so sweet!
Sounds a familiar story …….. he’s not worth it though!
I agree Sally! Thank you.
Oh well his lost and her disappointment. Well done.
Thank you so much!