MY THOUGHTS ON THE SUBJECT ARE AS FOLLOWS

My truth. My life.

Can you believe….

…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

That you broke my heart .

…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

That you choose to share intimate details about our life with her.

…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

That she is not nearly as hot as I am

…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

That her “I love you” isn’t nearly as sexy as mine.

…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

That she will never kiss you like I do.

…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

That when she enjoys you, you will realize that no one screws you like I can.

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This was done for: 100 Word Challenge for Grown Ups – Week#77

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…oh my goodness! I nearly forgot…

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24 thoughts on “Can you believe….

  1. I think you screw this poor fellow in more ways than one!

  2. Great words, I really hope that this is written purely from imagination but feel it might be based on something real.

  3. That was a rather saucy take on the prompt given Valentines day is on Thursday!

  4. the tongue in cheekiness of the “oh my goodness, I nearly forgot” made me laugh… 🙂

  5. I like the way you express yourself: most succinct.
    (tiny point: there’s an ‘e’ in ‘adultery’)

  6. Your lady is feisty. She might just win back her man yet, if she wants him back. 🙂

  7. Let’s hope that ‘heartbreaker’ never forgets what is at stake.

  8. Ankit Raj on said:

    Haha!! This one is a very humorous take on the prompt!! Enjoyed it 🙂

    Would you mind if I ask you to few minutes out to read my short story? Please ..

    http://yourstoryclub.com/short-stories-love/romance-short-story-tonight-you-are-mine/

  9. Sounds a familiar story …….. he’s not worth it though!

  10. Oh well his lost and her disappointment. Well done.

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