What did you say?!?!
“Mommy”
“Yes dear?”
“Can I ask you a question?”
“You just did!”
“Im serious Mommy”
“Ok my love, what do you want to know?”
“What does Ample cleavage mean?”
“WHAT, WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!?!”
“Its in this magazine I found in Daddy’s closet”
“Give me that and go to your room! Im going to have a talk with your soon to be ex father!”
Note: This is a prompt for Trifecta. I wanted to do something fun with the prompt!
This week’s word is:
AMPLE(adj.)
1: generous or more than adequate in size, scope, or capacity<there was room for an ample garden> 2: generously sufficient to satisfy a requirement or need<they had ample money for the trip> 3: buxom, portly <an ample figure>
MY THOUGHTS ON THE SUBJECT ARE AS FOLLOWS 
great, now I;m headed to the closet…crap
great stuff
so silly
Heehee! Love it!
Thanks!
Hilarious! I love it!
Thank you!
LMFAO! This is stellar! Dad!!!
Thanks! I had fun with this one.
First off, I always answer “Can I ask you a question” that way ! Awesome!
Great job! Dad needs a safe!
Whew, I thought you were referring to my entry 😉
Ha! a safe would be a good thing in this case. Thanks for reading!
Haha, I like this, although that’s got to be a pretty high-brow magazine to be throwing around phrases like “ample cleavage” haha. Nice one!
I agree! Thanks for reading.
HaHaHa!!! Well, at least your daughter is building up her vocabulary!
Thanks for reading Tina!
Uh-oh. He got busted! Better go move his stash, quick.
This conversation is so believable. My younger son always starts out by asking if he can ask a question.
Thanks. Lucky for my hubby this has never happened!
LOL!! Yep – I think I’d be ready to kill him too!
Thanks for reading!
ha ha ha … very funny 😀
Thank you so much!
Can’t hide anything from the kids! He’s lucky if that’s the worst phrase the kid came across.
My kids find everything. Thanks for reading.
I love “soon to be ex-father” Nevermind that husband thing, Mom’s divorcing him from the kids whose minds are getting messed with.
That was my favorite part too! Thanks for reading.
This is a riot! I was sure all of the responses to this prompt were going to be about ample bossoms! Maybe my mind is just in the gutter 😉
Thanks! Im glad you liked it!
Lol! Kids will find everything! At least she didn’t ask the question in front of grandma!
My mom would flip out! Thanks for reading.
lol. I always tense up a bit when one of my little ones asks “Can I ask you a question?” I usually can’t answer those pointed ones. Like when did God come to be alive, my favorite.
I know the feeling. When I answer with “I dont know” my kids remind me that I am supposed to know everything.
That was awesome. Fun take on the prompt. Thanks for playing along with us this week.
Thanks for reading.
“You just did.” I’m so glad I’m not the only one to use that!
I use it alot and my kids hate it!
My kids always say “you’re not funny dad,” to which I reply, “I know.”
=)
to funny!