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What did you say?!?!


“Yes dear?”

“Can I ask you a question?”

“You just did!”

“Im serious Mommy”

“Ok my love, what do you want to know?”

“What does Ample cleavage mean?”


“Its in this magazine I found in Daddy’s closet”

“Give me that and go to your room! Im going to have a talk with your soon to be ex father!”

Note: This is a prompt for Trifecta.  I wanted to do something fun with the prompt!

This week’s word is:

1: generous or more than adequate in size, scope, or capacity<there was room for an ample garden> 2: generously sufficient to satisfy a requirement or need<they had ample money for the trip> 3: buxom, portly <an ample figure>

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36 thoughts on “What did you say?!?!

  1. great, now I;m headed to the closet…crap

    great stuff

  2. 2old2tap on said:

    Heehee! Love it!

  3. LMFAO! This is stellar! Dad!!!

  4. First off, I always answer “Can I ask you a question” that way ! Awesome!

    Great job! Dad needs a safe!

    Whew, I thought you were referring to my entry 😉

  5. Haha, I like this, although that’s got to be a pretty high-brow magazine to be throwing around phrases like “ample cleavage” haha. Nice one!

  6. HaHaHa!!! Well, at least your daughter is building up her vocabulary!

  7. Uh-oh. He got busted! Better go move his stash, quick.

    This conversation is so believable. My younger son always starts out by asking if he can ask a question.

  8. LOL!! Yep – I think I’d be ready to kill him too!

  9. ha ha ha … very funny 😀

  10. Can’t hide anything from the kids! He’s lucky if that’s the worst phrase the kid came across.

  11. I love “soon to be ex-father” Nevermind that husband thing, Mom’s divorcing him from the kids whose minds are getting messed with.

  12. This is a riot! I was sure all of the responses to this prompt were going to be about ample bossoms! Maybe my mind is just in the gutter 😉

  13. Lol! Kids will find everything! At least she didn’t ask the question in front of grandma!

  14. lol. I always tense up a bit when one of my little ones asks “Can I ask you a question?” I usually can’t answer those pointed ones. Like when did God come to be alive, my favorite.

  15. That was awesome. Fun take on the prompt. Thanks for playing along with us this week.

  16. “You just did.” I’m so glad I’m not the only one to use that!

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